Pac-man is one of those games that should need no introduction, no explanation, and no profitability. It should be free to everyone who has a social security number, free for being born. A gift from Namco for joining us on earth, a type of fruit we can all juice. Ok, I've lost it a bit on that one.
My point is thankfully its free today, but I can't honestly say I would ever pay $4.99 for this thing. Especially given that the controls are the #1 problem with it. This applies to all touch screen versions on Android and iOS.
Now that the dust has settled, please just go get what's owed to you and yours. Tell your friends and family to download Pac-man today. Its just the right thing to do. Its our birth right to bare no-arms and eat pellets all day. Go...go now. Before the ghosts get you. And if you're wondering, the ghosts aren't gay because they are brightly colored and after your big yellow ball. They are gay because they choose to be.
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